May 2013
135 posts
jewassicpark:
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
quagmath:
kogasa:
shelbop:
SPELL ICUP OUTLOUD
okay! i-c-u-p… wait… *le gasp* o H N O!! I ve been Le Trolled
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
slurpeenis:
i weigh 65 swags
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
